Pesky little things...

while waiting for my baby to meet me at her carpark...i parked my car under a tree (for shade)...got out and stood beside the driver's door to clean off some bird shit on the roof of my car...after that was done...i walked to the boot to return the roll of paper towel...and wanted to get back into the car...

to my disbelief...multiple spots of FRESH birdie shit landed on the roof...bonnet...and i even saw one land on the driver's window...with the subsequent trail of annoying/irritating white substance following from the window to the metal body of the car...

my immediate reaction...opened the car door and jumped in for "safety"...then i drove to another parking lot with no tree over it (it was noon...read: scorching sun)...and then cleaned off the fresh produce...

it was scary...i was thinking if i shld consider myself lucky or suay...lucky that i was literally seconds away from kena-ing the shit...and that none of it landed on me...or suay that my car got bombarded rite after i cleaned it up...but i think i would choose the former....

i have said this before and i will say this again...I HATE BIRDS!!

even those on the mahjong tiles...it will always be the 1st to be thrown out when i play mahjong on my handphone...unless its a pong or better...

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we went for a show at west mall...exorcism of emily rose...not exactly scary but kinda like wat sh said...offered 2 diff perspectives of viewing the incident...but...thats beside the point...

went for dinner at this chinese restaurant called mayin i think....food is alrite....nothing impressive though....and they made me wait damn long for 4 little tang yuans coated in peanuts...does it really that long to cook tang yuans?? i waited for at least 10 mins...and it was for dessert...why cant they prepare it while i was having my la mien??

sigh yet another example of bad service...dont think i will go back again...but there must be something abt tt place coz they still attract a decent crowd on a monday nite....

neway...was eating when this girl in a black tube dress walked in...baby told me that she has got big boobs for her frame...which i didn't notice btw...but i did manage to get a good view as she was leaving...and...errm...lets juz say her bf will have both his hands very full dealing with her...hmm...might even require extra hands........

then we proceeded to breadtalk...think baby was looking at some posters on the wall when i heard her say

"big breast...small brain..."

i was kinda shocked coz shes not one who will make such comments...so i asked her to repeat...thought that she was probably still thinking abt the girl in the black dress we saw back at the restaurant...then i asked if she said "big breast small brain"...

well...i was wrong but at least i discovered what "WHEAT GRASS MULTI-GRAIN" sounded like in a noisy environment.....

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sometimes even the most experienced of drivers lose concentration and may get small little bumps/dents/cracks on their rear bumpers...and will then hope that some sucker kisses their ass on the roads so that they can claim a brand new rear bumper from that sucker...for free!!

i shld have thought of this a long time ago...

for example...for manual cars...travelling at 90 km/hr on 5th grear...with a shift to say 3rd gear...there will be a sudden increase in the amount of engine brake causing the car to slow down by quite a bit...without activating the rear brake light...which means...no warning...

so...if u need a new bumper and there is some idiot tailgating u on the expressway at a relatively fast speed...juz wait for the chance...fasten ur seatbelt...and do the above...chances are he will bang into u...and most of the time...its always the car behind that is at fault (for tailgating...basic theory i believe)

and there u go....free bumper...

of course that is juz a thought...dun think i will ever attempt a "dangerous stunt" like that...unless...errm...special unforeseen circumstances....