"Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam"

Akon's full name is...damn long....
cant imagine myself finishing my exam papers on time if i had a name like that...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akon

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i need to develop a mean streak...
i need to be less nice to pple...
i need to learn how to put pple in a spot...
i need to know how to be less sympathetic...
i need to have less empathy...
i need to be more streetsmart....